]]>What lesson did your father teach you that still helps you in life?
Cigar burns between my toes means daddy loves me.
New favorite word of the day: Twat.
Examples:
"I over-salted my twat again."
"Waitress, my twat would like to order some more garlic bread please."
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I wanted to put my blog in obnoxious pink to irritate the shit out of you. And throw in a few of these 
to make it completely faggy.
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